Dogs

This has little to do with the subject at hand, but I found this wisdom about dogs and needed a place to put it. It reminds me that even if your spouse wants to kill you, your dog still thinks you're cool.


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams



"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings




"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A. Rooney


"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
-M. Facklam


"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons..."
-James Thurber


"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Robert Benchley


"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner


"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein